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Last week’s winner:
“One if by land, two if by sea, three if by van. The Amazons are coming!!”
Gail Rufo, Malden
“Amazon is Revered.”
Steve Mogel, West Hartford, Conn.
“They deliver those at midnight, by special courier.”
Lewis Shilane, Joplin, Mo.