I've lived in alabama my entire life and I need everyone to understand that it's an incredibly diverse, beautiful, and corrupt state. our main problem is that our most vulnerable communities struggle to be heard, and mocking us is only further burying our voices.— rii abrego @ MOMOCON AA52 (@riibrego) May 15, 2019
?Is America ready for a woman president?? Personally I thought America would be ready for a woman president before it was ready for a Nazi president, yet here we are.— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 14, 2019
The one thing we learned from the last time we sent 120,000 American troops to the Middle East is don?t send 120,000 American troops to the Middle East.— Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT) May 14, 2019
Our founding fathers, who actually experienced tyranny, thought democracy was fragile and constantly needed protecting. How did we get from that the this weird fantasy that we live in a robust democracy that will survive and all we need to do is get to the next election?— Max Sparber (@maxsparber) May 15, 2019
My daughter: Can I go to my friend?s house?— joe heenan (@joeheenan) May 14, 2019
Me: Take your phone & text me every 20 minutes to tell me you?re ok
Me when I was 10: I?m off to the abandoned quarry with my pals
Mum: Dinner?s at 5
I?m 35 and have not yet received a call to adventure and am starting to worry I?m not a protagonist— MichaelMeirSaltzman (@JustAddSaltz) May 14, 2019
how old are you— the library haunter(@SketchesbyBoze) May 11, 2019
18 - 23: spinster
24 - 30: soot sprite
31 - 34: Baba Yaga
35 - 40: swamp hag
40+: legally a ghost
When we say ?tax the rich,? we mean nesting-doll yacht rich. For-profit prison rich. Betsy DeVos, student-loan-shark rich.— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) May 11, 2019
Trick-the-country-into-war rich. Subsidizing-workforce-w-food-stamps rich.
Because THAT kind of rich is simply not good for society, & it?s like 10 people.
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created? https://t.co/oBsiLz5Okp— Austin Shinn (@untitleduser) May 12, 2019
Women: We enjoy sex too.— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 13, 2019
Men: In my experience, no you don?t.
Women: I don?t think you?re making the point you think you?re making.