Attorney General William Barr projects the kind of trustworthiness usually seen in veteran used-car salesman who are deeply concerned you're not opting for the undercoating.— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) April 9, 2019
Marry a woman who would rather spend $1,000 on a vacation than 2 pairs of leggings https://t.co/jkrwCMC8nC— Jared Purucker (@JP3Official) April 7, 2019
Marry a man that knows the price of women?s leggings https://t.co/lg3CI7Q2XC— Addatude (@addatude_) April 8, 2019
Felicity Huffman AND Allison Mack pleading guilty on the same day is truly a white lady crime milestone. Elizabeth Holmes, a nation turns it lonely eyes to you!— Lisa McIntire (@LisaMcIntire) April 8, 2019
Stephen Miller is a white nationalist. The fact that he still has influence on policy and political appointments is an outrage. https://t.co/7NyMDgojd7— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) April 8, 2019
The first time I heard of the U.S government separating children from their parents, every fiber of my being ached. I raged as I imagined their pain.— Justin Wolfers (@JustinWolfers) April 9, 2019
And today I read about child separation and it sounds like yet another talking point and that's how they normalize evil, isn't it
I have talked to a few NFL players lately and basically all of them are re-watching Game of Thrones, the latest being Christian McCaffrey this morning. ?Just getting ready.?— Kevin Clark (@bykevinclark) April 9, 2019
Doing the difficult thing is almost always easier and more pleasant than procrastinating about the difficult thing.— Jen�e (@jdesmondharris) April 9, 2019
If I can actually manage to remember this I'm going to start referring to myself as a "coach" and posting inspirational quotes on Instagram all the time.
"April is the cruelest month"— christine liu two photon art (@christineliuart) April 9, 2019
T. S. Eliot wrote these words even without dealing with April fools chaos and college/grad school/fellowship rejections. If spring makes you feel worse, you are not alone.